Scooped Bagels Are What’s Wrong With Our World

I’ve never even heard about a scooped bagel until today. And you can bet your ass I am letting it ruin my entire day.

Credit to this guy for just accepting the answer, laughing it off, and moving on to the next bagel place to attempt to order this atrocity. However, all credit can be taken away immediately for the fact that this dude ordered this in the first place. What’s the point of ordering a bagel if you’re not even getting most of the bagel?!?! Arguably the BEST part of the bagel too.

So WTF even is a scooped bagel…? Look at this disgrace:

I am normally a “let others live their life” kinda guy. But this is where I draw the line. When you start ruining bagels, I lose all sympathy. I hope this guy spends all of his free time going shop to shop and getting denied of this ridiculous request. I will agree, that this man is lucky to not have yet been beaten up. I would never condone violence, unless you order a scooped bagel.

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