Airport Basketball?!?
What the fuck is even going on here….? Don’t get me wrong, I am 100% in support of pick up basketball at the airport, but who even came up with this idea???
If you haven’t yet seen, Indianapolis Airport has added a pickup basketball court in the middle of a food court in the terminal.
I normally like getting to the airport as late as possible. The less time waiting at the gate, the better. But if I can show up and play some pick up basketball, I’ll be there 10 hours early for every flight. I may even buy cheap one way flights ahead of time to go play pick up all day! Just get a $60 one-way cheap ticket somehwere, and go play basketball for like 10 hours at the airport!
Of course the internet never fails with the jokes and memes:
The biggest downside to all of this, is people gonna be smelling real bad on that plane. The stench is going to be heavy and foul, but hey, ball is life!