I Love Cheese But WTF Burger King?!?!

I am a firm believer in the studies that cheese is just as addicting as cocaine. When I am craving cheese, the list is long of things I would do to get my hands on some. When I was younger, I asked for Monterey Jack cheese for my birthday and was beyond ecstatic when I received just that. Blocks of cheese are still one of the best birthday gifts I have received to this day and that is NOT a knock on any other gift. With that being said, this “burger” is absurd and I would never eat it.

Let’s break down this “burger.” 2 buns, 20 slices of American cheese, that’s it. If the “Real Cheeseburger” does use 20 slices of American cheese, that means it contains roughly 2,000 calories. This is basically a FULL DAYS worth of calories for most people so I guess that leaves no room for a meat patty. I would much rather have a burger WITH a meat patty, and say maybe 8 slices of cheese. That will still be one of the cheesiest burgers I have ever eaten. I am still unsure how serious this burger is or how long it will last, but this ultimately leads to the question: Is Burger King okay…?

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